Paratroopers Wanted T-Shirt (Parachute Regiment)

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A great everyday T-shirt for both men and women with Parachute Regiment cap badge at the front and some Paratrooper banter (see below) at the back.

Available in Maroon, Black, Navy, Olive and Sand.


Gildan heavy 100% cotton

Seamless twin needle collar

Taped neck and shoulders

Twin needle sleeves and hem

Paratroopers Wanted:

We are looking for hard drinking, good looking, tough fighting special lovers.

There are a lot of fat, ugly, boring people out there. If you are one of them, do not bother reading any more. Just f**k off.

As a paratrooper, you’ll have countless fights with your fellow soldiers. You will win.

What’s more, you’ll enjoy active service with some of the finest ladies the world the world can offer. Lucky them.

If you’d like to have a bash at being a paratrooper and can hold your own at drinking, forget the devastating implications for your girlfriends – APPLY NOW.

Listing created Jan 9, 2019

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